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I'll be 60 on 2/20, and STILL a virgin..

Reputably intelligent, Uncontrollably humorous (..almost made my therapist choke from laughter twice), Romantic, if necessary, "Rude, Crude, Lewd, and socially unacceptable." , but I ve been holding chairs and doors for Ladies since I was 4..

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageIrish
BuildAverage
Height183 cm
Eye ColorBlue
Hair ColorBald
Hair LengthBald
Facial HairMoustache
Best featureSmile
Body ArtVisible tattoo
Health ConditionBipolar
Endowment (length)Short
Endowment (width)Average
CircumcisedYes
My AttractivenessAverage

Situation

Relationship StatusSeparated
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsYes
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsWith roomate(s)
Wants to RelocateYes
AvailabilityAnytime / Anyplace
Has a carNo

Education & Employment

EducationCollege Associates
SpecialtyComputers / Electronic
Employment StatusRetired
Annual incomeup to $25,000
Job TitleSSDI Disability

Looking For

I prefer:Intelligence, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfulness, Passiveness
My perfect matchA Lady who would appreciate my qualities, as much as I'd appreciate hers.
Our first dateA good bit of discussion (about wishes and wants, and qualities desired), followed by an enjoyable evening, in whatever venture the Lady desires.

Sexual Activities

I enjoy sex:Rarely, so I'm looking!
Sex isNot that important I'd rather cuddle
Most partners at once:Only one on one
Dirty talkDepends on the person
Night life:Night clubs, Movies

Sexual Interests

Sex toys:Clitoral stimulator, Dildos/Vibrators
Size matterNo, Not at all
"Off Limits":Defecation, Urination, Massive Pain